from the Late With Starbucks files: Nghi Vo's Siren Queen is indeed a hell of a ride

spazztichero Joyful News! Elf Is Coming to IMAX Theaters This Dec...

quarter of seven is a normal time for dinner, someone back me up here

NEW ANCIENT NEW ANCIENT

[murderbot, no spoilers, vent] I just...

[murderbot] AAAAAAAAAAAAA

I swear to God it was 11:15 like ten minutes ago. I THOUGHT WE FELL BACK

There is absolutely nothing minimalist about a pug.

Sometimes you just really want biscuits from a can.

me: okay now I'm REALLY going to stop buying cards
card site: hey the latest in our series of cool critter decks is the stingray!
me: DAMMIT