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HawtMess
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Mehlingen, Germany
I'm a hawt mess. Emphasis on the hawt.
HawtMess
7 years ago
3
THe very sad sight of my crock pot, which I loaded up this morning and failed to turn on.
HawtMess
7 years ago
6
Did you know you can create tendinitis just by cramming swollen pregnant feet into shoes? Lesson learned (ouch)
HawtMess
7 years ago
2
Omg I'm dying:
HawtMess
7 years ago
5
my high school classmate wins Facebook on Groundhog day
HawtMess
7 years ago
5
It feels so good to kick some ass. Scored total victory at the school with gifted services
HawtMess
7 years ago
To do list for the week is insane: 1) get on wait list for new house; 2) finally complete purchase on car we are trying to buy 3) fight gifted paperwork at the school
HawtMess
7 years ago
30
Update: principal gave me a call! Apologized for the awful communication and explained that
HawtMess
7 years ago
50
I'm so damn angry I'm about to explode.
HawtMess
7 years ago
4
That, my friends, is aperson serious about muffins.
HawtMess
7 years ago
2
Hell yeah! When migraine day corresponds to new episodes of Daniel Tiger on Amazon Prime!
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