The guy sitting behind me in church is snoring, and my mother, sister, and I are trying very hard not to laugh.

I made a kick-ass Mac & Cheese, if I do say so myself.

Oh my goodness. This is a wedding. We really have to go into the gay marriage issue now?

I CANT STOP LISTENING

Basketball is boring.

.... So my friend is a horny drunk. Nice to know.

I should be socializing with theatre club but... how?

I haven't seen the newest episode of Glee yet, and I don't want to go on Tumblr until I do.

Does anyone care about hearing how my performance went?

(sigh) This is merely one of the reasons why I don't go on Facebook anymore.