These 18-hour workdays are getting old.

Watching Bubblegum Crisis was the only way to end an 18 hour workday.

OH @ grocery store: ' That's made with pure cane sugar. You can mainline that stuff." Alrighty then....

Email from vendor: "The data isn't repetitive, it's just the same in two places.". Um...

Just another manic Monday...

Coworker:"I like it, but". Me:"I don't like buts". Queue the crickets

I just asked Cortana for the score of the Cowboys game... She responded "The Cowboys are creaming the Saints 24-0". Too funny.

OH:"What is it infecting?". Um... I think the word you are looking for is' affecting'. It's a software bug, not Ebola.

I don't care if it's only September, I am listening to my Japanese Christmas playlist... Dammit

There really isn't much about Android that I miss now that I have had my Windows phone for a month.