Just noticed that a lotta things in my office are from Ikea. Clocks, dustbins, cabinets...

Watching something in HD is clear to the point of being scary. o_O

Dear ex-classmate, I don't owe you a living. Or anything else, for that matter. Quit bothering me already.

Apparently, cold weather makes the local weather emit even MORE BO. OTL Will someone save my poor nose?

Young lady, you look like a primary school kid. Kindly pull up your pants and wait until you hit puberty to flash your butt crack.

Dear manager, I can't do any work if no one gives me anything to do. All of you reject my help too.

I can see the sky from my office.

New job for a year! Money come money come! Time to start paying off loans.

Joblessness is spreading among my friends.

APH: ...Ukraine has an Marukaite Chikyuu? o_O