"Sometimes, i get mixed emotions on ya…don't even know why i was in that stream of thought in the first place." .__.
The leading cause of death in mice are Scientists.
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
Maybe some of you girls should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside.
"Girl you are easy and cheap...like ramen noodles"
`**Dear 4th Grader,
your relationship status on Facebook is
"it's complicated."
what happened,
did she take your animal crackers?**`
2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout "air in the hands mother stickers this is a f*ck up"
**"If you can’t explain it to a six year old, you don’t understand it yourself."
- Albert Einstein**
"Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it."
"Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though."