kung ikaw man ay maging isang cactus, handa akong masaktan mayakap ka lamang ..

TRIVIAo u knw how dy mke rubber gloves in China?
Workers deep der hands n2 melted latex,dn air-dry them.
Now guess how they make condoms?

boy: nkkamagkano k isang araw?
pulubi:naka80 na.
boy: ei anu aman mabbli mu nyan?
pulubiwede na i2ng isang expresso macchiato sa starbucks

TEACHER: class our lesson 4 2day is science,what is science?
PEDRO: mam aq!
TEACHER: yes pedro?
PEDRO: science is our lesson 4 today mam ..

HAPPY IS THE MAN WHO WINS THE FIRST LOVE OF A WOMAN, BUT HAPPIER IS THE WOMAN WHO WINS THE LAST LOVE OF A MAN.

Huwag kang umastang nasasaktan ka ng sobra kung pasimple ka namang HUMAHANAP ng iba ..

ang tanga q tlaga!

missing my 15 ..

gandang gabi!!!

click and click and click and click!!!