theycallmeAi
@theycallmeAi
female Iloilo, Philippines
I know my flaws, u dnt have to tell me..
This is my page, I have the rights to
write whatever I like,
whatever it is in my mind/
whatever I thought of at the moment
when I penning down the entries.
I don't expect YOU people to agree
This is my page, I have the rights to
write whatever I like,
whatever it is in my mind/
whatever I thought of at the moment
when I penning down the entries.
I don't expect YOU people to agree
Parents: "We need to talk." Me: *Million things run through my mind. What did they find out about!?* Parents: "Stop leaving the lights on."
I love it when I buy a bag of air, and the company is nice enough to put some chips inside.
We all have that one song we secretly love, but would be to ashamed to listen to it in public
Dear oxygen, Wanna have a threesome? Sincerely, the hydrogen twins.
keep your friends close and your laptop charger closer.
I just dropped a suit at the dry cleaners... the Asian lady said "come again"....I turned and said...."No its ice cream this time"....
Everyone knows how to fuck, it's the how not to fuck around that requires talent.
I hate it when I forget to turn my swag off at night and I wake up covered in bitches
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Minnie told Mickey that she wants a divorce. Mickey said, "Bitch are you fucking crazy!?" She said "Nah I'm fucking Goofy
I wonder if Adele’s baby was planned or if it just turned up out of the blue uninvited.