hey honey. i'm coming over tonight. you supply the liquor and i will 'accidentally' forget my underwear.

it too early to say that i have already found my kindred?

i'm sick but i'm pretty.

i want to be my bad self and wear a shirt that says, "i feel sorry for you people."

it weird that i get turned on with your voice?

i need to change the cat food.

did you drink because you're upset with me? let me tell you that when you sobered up, you'll be more upset.

i'm on my way honey. i'm wearing nothing but my guilt.

set me free, leave me be. i don't want to fall another moment into your gravity.

there's a strange shape under my sheets. i think it's breathing.