you hurt me so bad and it feels so good.

ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us.

i miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.

wakey wakey hands off snakey!!

after last night, i could never be a politician.

i'm afraid to go to sleep. my sheets look like a crime scene.

stupid people sure do ruin things.

currently looking for a new liver on ebay. struggle.

there was a trapeze. enough said.

when i'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble.