my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on.

yes honey, you did real good.

at exactly 9:09 am today, 09/09/09, i assumed the virabhadrasana 1, channeling the warrior within.

next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.

you loved me 'cause i'm fragile when i thought that i was strong. but you touch me for a little while and all my fragile strength is gone.

ain't morning nookie the best?

you actually don't impress me.

don't be surprised if i love you for all that you are.

i waited for you all my life ... well, half the time i was busy, really.

set me free, leave me be. i don't wanna fall another moment into your gravity.