People making angry phone calls on their mobiles in public amuse me #icanseethehate

Ah early morning conference calls. The keys of working for a multinational. #stillbetterthannightcalls

Bizarrely shocked that the air-conditioning is working at at the right temperature on my train ride home #cityfailwin

Seriously up for Xmas holidays now....work is...not as fun as I remember at the moment. #longlongyear

d snarkle with serious pain I have gone through and processed all your Melbourne merges on 4sq. Stupid Merge Que problems...

Just updated the photo of my daughter on my desk, it was taken when she was only 21weeks old.......she is now five. #bitofadifference

Hmm. Just noticed I passed my 2000th tweet #probwasntthatexcitinganyway

I swear I am sitting next to the actress who plays steph on neighbours, or her twin #yeahthatsrightiknowsomecharactersfromneighbours

Read and beware movie goers. ping.fm/u5JbG #itsabouttime

Hmmm, now I have a sick wife, almost better son and totally well daughter. Who is the next to fall to the evil plague #probablyme