My train just went through the eye of the storm #wishthetrainwaswaterproof

OK Australia Post, you don't like me and I don't like you, but really 5 days to get something from Melbourne to Sydney #Icandriveitinoneday

Another gem ping.fm/VmgiP This is pretty much what happens to me constantly on the IPhone. #damnyouindeed

Just had lunch at my old office with andy47. #foodmarginlybetterthanbefore

New train, and I mean there is still plastic wrap on the handles. Suspicious #why

Just received a seriously witty and amusing renewal notice from my insurance company. Certainly convinced me to stay with them.

Trains roof appears to be held together with glue. Worried look #cityfail

Bit of a depressed feel in the office today. Must be tuesdayitis

Just found out there's a speeding ticket waiting for me at home #fuckyourtaandyourcameras

For some reason the bath on YoGabbaGabba has an Aussie accent a really bad steve irwin style one #drugsmandrugs