It's days like these that make you wish you could sweat.

We are outside. We would like to be let inside, but will make no noise. These people should know when we want to be let in. We are waiting.

The real trouble with bicycles is peddling.

You do not know what a "twitter break" is, but it seems you have taken one. Apparently it has something to do with finding the tennis ball.

We would rather die in the heat than have you brush us one more time. That time included. Also that one. Are you listening?

This is Ellis. Trust me. She's awesome. ow.ly/iDwZ

Score this Threadless #twittertee submission! thrdl.es/~/kHC

Semi-serious tweet: Does Ping.fm link shortening have statistics? I can't find it. gsfn.us/t/adb4

Note to boys: The going rate for milkshakes is $40,000 a month. (ping.fm/b4bB2)

If your media has DRM, then it isn't yours--you are just renting it. (ping.fm/LIXlX)