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telekinekris
@telekinekris
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San Francisco, CA, United States
I'm very interesting. A psychic, did you know that? I'm kinda a big deal. It smells like my dog's breath in my office.
telekinekris
says
16 years ago
why am I still at work?!?!
telekinekris
asks
16 years ago
is it Friday yet?
telekinekris
asks
16 years ago
if anyone else feels bad when they stop following someone's plurks cause you know it's gonna mess their karma up?
telekinekris
feels
16 years ago
still from last night. Eating three entrees and 4 pitchers of beer is too filling for a little guy.
telekinekris
has
16 years ago
1
a twitch in his left butt cheek and it's driving him nuts!!!
telekinekris
asks
16 years ago
5
what's the word for when someone gets a job causethey're banging the boss?
telekinekris
has
16 years ago
3
nothing to do.
Entertainment?
telekinekris
is
16 years ago
1
pretty much done working.
telekinekris
feels
16 years ago
like all technology hates him today.
telekinekris
gives
16 years ago
1
morning high fives to everyone out there! Celebrate Mondays!
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