wonders what Plurk porn would look like.

that Plurk reminds her uncomfortably of a Microsoft Project Gantt chart. Bill, are you trying to be coy?

twitters about Plurk and plurks about Twitter.

that in spite of her five (now six) messages a day, Plurk will go the way of Facebook in her life.

delights in her newfound knowledge at how to avoid the Plurking Man and create her own verbs!

mildly resentful that the Plurk Man is forcing her into choosing particular verbs for her Plurks. Freedom of expression, maaaaan!

to know why late night NBC has nothing but Valtrex commercials...followed by male dating hotline ads.

sipping with refined delicacy a super-sized McDonald's ice tea...pinky extended, of course.

wondering why the heck she's spending time she doesn't have on this Plurk thing Reb got her to join.