Swearing was created as a compromise between running away and fighting.

a picture speaks a thousand words... but with photoshop,it tells a thousand lies...

Your misery is everyone else's entertainment. - Adam Duritz

I'll be Burger King and u'll be Mcdonald's, I'll have it my way and you'll be lovin it.

Of all the things in life I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

A good mum lets you lick the beaters. A great mum turns off the mixer first.

I look at the stars & I see you, I look at the moon & I see you,I look at the trees &I see you, Please step aside, you are blocking my view.

My door is always open for you, so feel free to leave...^_^

My Imaginary Friend Thinks You Have Mental Problems.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.