Anyone trying to go to work for me today?

these came out so pretty I can't even

Today's gonna suck so hard because I got like negative sleep

Someone pls come kidnap Comet he's being an idiot this morning

So it turns out I can't lean over as far in my desk chair on our new floors as I used to be able to.

[meme]

[work] hmm they're doing overhead work over where I was previously sitting... guess I'll just not do anything then

SERIOUSLY. SOMEONE GOT MY DEBIT CARD INFORMATION AGAIN.

Wow I have been in a funk since I got home fuck this noise

[work/covid] the place I'm working today makes you wear these little sensors that yell at you if you're closer than 6 feet to someone else