R.I.P. Nate Dogg <3333 )':

I stole *SOMEBODY* cupkake.. iono I couldn't help myself. ThugLife up in this bitch

ROFM - Rolling On The Floor Masturbating

Holding grudges til the point you don't know what you were even mad in the 1st place for. totalFail

I sexually harass guys into liking me. So far so good.

Now you know that doesn't make any type of sense, it takes me 3 whole days to finish one movie..

What is the point of Hello Kitty tattoos... ? Do you know how stupid that ish is gonna look 1o yrs from now?

You're either anti-social or you don't wanna talk to me.. I'm gonna continue to be obtrusive.

I rather listen to gospel.

Death to these die-hard Nicki Minaj fans sitting next 2 me. We've been listening to this album for 3hrs.