I got my first big boy computer I'm scared.

The secretary at work keeps posting passive-aggressive signs about me.

Can you see the super moon

I can't believe I never thought of using lube for shavign cream before.

I haven't had a day off in two weeks but I still got up early to go buy this

Got lost on the way to an emergency spill I should have known when the dispatcher used yahoo maps.

BLINDED BY THE LIGHT, WRAPPED UP LIKE A DOUCHE IN THE NIGHT.

I went in Catherin's plus size and it was full of white bitches glaring.

Hehehehe my most hated coworker quit.

They're filming the Walking Dead at the old Wal Mart building here & acting so dramatic when people drive near it.