Also dizzy

I am so hungry right now I could eat a man

damn son I can't even fucking enjoy the bara tag on tumblr without that one blogger policing what bara is like chill brah its the internet

iOS8 Awwww yeeeaaaaahhhh

I'm not even into harry potter shit i havent done pottermore crap since 2012 but i get an email about my house losing dead last excuse you no I dont even care about this nerd shit but Slytherin cant lose

[SMASH BROS 4]
GO ahead, guess my favorite color.

i feel so bad when i turn someone down repeatedly for hang outs like I swear im not avoiding you YOU JUST ASK AT THE LITERALLY WORST TIMES POSSIBLE

HOW DO STOP LEG SORE?

I HAVE BURNED MY HANDS MAKING A BROCCOLI CHEESE CASSEROLE

Actually the only reason I'm not an Apple Fanboy is because the shit is expensive