omfg Loki sent Dany a self-portrait

SCOTT MCCALL, YOU ARE ALAN WAKE'S DAMSEL IN DISTRESS RIGHT NOW. Let's be real here.

I'm going through older tags tonight. I'll respond to all of them (if I can) but if there is anything that anyone wants to just handwave, let me know, please!

And suddenly, David Shepherd is injured on the TDM

Reminder that Alan Wake has a little post on the TDM. Help me get more practice with this utter assface.

I AM TAGGING LITERALLY EVERYONE ON THIS TEST DRIVE

Please excuse me if you get a passive aggressive text message from a grade-A butthole named Alan Wake.

Now Alan Wake is on the test drive meme

/gross laughter at the test drive meme

/WIGGLES ON TO PLURK BRIEFLY