errmm... raccoonpot birthday!!??!?

got my friend a big bottle of diet coke as a gift and she started cradling it like a baby and crying with joy

just saw an otter !

my apologies everyplurky, I am going to mark almost every single plurk as read. if you want me to see a specific plurk please do link it below

I had such a nice lovely dream last night, I was smoking a cigarette with my lover in a big snowy sunlit room but then suddenly I woke up to a leg cramp and I smacked my head on the wall

guys the craziest thing just happened there was this frog and it was gonna get squished by a car if I didn't get it off the road so the nearest thing was this hedge (around 5ft tallish) so I threw it over and the last I saw of it was its slimy body glinting in the moonlight, spinning away across the hedge. I really hope thier okay

it's a cloudy rainy morning AND I'm reading?!?

pride today!!

was it always like this I swear it was a red creature with white background

MAKING JAM‼️‼️ out of blackberries I FORAGED MYSELF