ME AND TIM CONVY ARE BOTH ON FACEBOOK RIGHT NOW HEE HEE HEE

my mom has more of a life than i do.

whenever people mention jimmy hoffa i feel awesome because i am indirectly related to him.

i'm about to cry.

"guys, i’m trying weed friday. hahaha"

STOP BANGING ON THE FUCKING FLOOR I AM LEARNING TO COUNT, YOU SLUT.

i am going to watch all of the fnd videos.

i feel really uncomfortable after reading litchi hikari club.

"fetch me my rum and bitches."

i feel like these kids are going to rape this woman and i will kill myself.