i am an octopus at the boner buffet

after being stranded on the highway for five hours in the blazing sun I am finally home.

MOST INSPIRING DAY EVER!

VARNISH ERRORS EVERYWHERE

HEY PHILOSOPHY! THANKS FOR BEING MY BITCH THIS MORNING

having a giant orgy with Plato, Rousseau, and Neitzsche. I feel so unsatisfied with my life rn.