finished destroying his childrens' lives: No show before bedtime. Instead, we clean up toys. I'm a monster!

this site makes me feel pretty good about my life: www.fmylife.com/

Wishing Dino luck on his big event tonight...

Just got back from lunch at Emma's school. Some 5 yr. old made fun of my pink shirt. I knocked him out!

off to the St. Anne's Penny Carnival...

eating at Old Country Buffet...I loathe myself!

it when I have to parent college students that should know better...

he enjoyed the festivities of last night a bit too much...damn it's early...Mornin' all.

Trying to get 50 students seated at TGIFridays...hilarity ensued...

I just entertained 50 college students by falling out of my chair in the middle of a meeting...hilarity ensued...