My favorite Super Bowl commercial was the car one.

Watching Mario sing the Star Spangled Banner to kick off the BCS National Do-Over.

I love Pandora because sometimes songs like this come on: bit.ly/rPuQjd

Also, I'm apparently already too old to manage Android swype autocomplete.

One day I'll be to old to run up stairs and that will make me sad because I like to go fast.

Was wondering where my socks were, then realized they were probably rocked off by the Christmas music playing Starbucks.

TIL: Parents dont think Mr. Yunioshi from Breakfast at Tiffany's is a good costume. Racists.

TIL: Kids don't think ketchup packets are good treats even though Chick-fil-A uses high quality Heinz ketchup. Millennial entitlement.

"Endless Caverns" sounds like a little more of a time commitment than I'm willing to make, Virginia.

Can we come up with a hobo symbol system for hotels so I know how much extra time is required to wash the soap off with their soft water?