Exit Twitter... Close laptop... get into bed... unlock phone... check Twitter
Ok, If we get caught here's the story...
That awkward moment when you're high five is rejected
Boy- What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body? Girl- Looks at him from head to toe Your sense of humor.
I tend to say "I don't know" when I don't feel like thinking
Who else gets nervous when someone says " I heard something about you " ?
when i'm bored, nobody texts me. when i'm busy, BAM! i'm the most popular kid on the planet
Oh I’m sorry, did you say something? I tend to go deaf when I’m hearing bullshit
"I can't eat anymore, I'm full !" "Do you want any desert ?" "YESSS !"
Do headphones just tie themselves in knots while we're not looking?