Oh hey we came back again. Sorry about that. If you have secrets, feel free to send them our way!

I'm glad we don't talk anymore. You've changed so much and not for the better. I'm all for feminism, but you take it too far.

You know that feeling people say doesn't exist, where you know the one you love is THE one? Your "other half"?

The most important thing to you is sex. But I don't want it, and you drive me insane about it. So why am I still madly in love with you?

I hate when you wear loads of makeup that doesn't suit you. Can't you see that you're so much more beautiful than that?

it just me, or are you not the same girlfriend I had two days ago? Because I'm listening to you and I don't know how to act around you.

I think my friend's annoying, but I hang out with her anyways because I'm lonely...

I have a girlfriend. I like my best friend... more than my girlfriend. Any advice?