"Windows has recovered from an unexpected shutdown." Oh really? I noticed. Thanks for letting me know anyway. Motherfucker.

Also: makeup tattoos should ALL come with demos. Especially lipstick. I can't tell from your shape if it will fit my own shape and skin.

I think everyone should have demo versions of things, from a consumer point of view. I don't relish the making of demos of old stuff,

Today is a potty mouth day, apparently.

I swear, my PPs are much more cheerful then the public ones. Maybe I should do something about that?

Windows Help makes me want to punch a baby seal in the face.

AC is broken again. I feel so gross.

help! What's the magic keystroke combo to update the L$ balance?

So, I'm enjoying a nice glass of sauvignon blanc at my friend's house, in a rather elegant thin-walled piece of stemware.

fucking LEGENDARY evening. Involved a wine glass shattering ON my face. I'm fine. More details later.