The dog is eating the packing peanuts -- the ones made from cornstarch. I know they're safe, but it's just weird.

been in an entertainingly bitchy mood. Y'all missed out in-world.

Too bitchy? tinypaste.com/216769d5

WTF, Marketplace. Why are you resetting all my listings to Adult maturity? They're APRONS, for gods sake.

having stability problems with the new Firestorm.

In-laws have been dropped off at the airport. Glory halleluiah. I love them, but houseguests are exhausting.

making directions for the coffeemaker, and maps of the neighborhood, and whatever, for visiting inlaws.

Also, I'm srsly considering just not plurking as a "status" anymore; instead just commenting on y'all's shit.

The layout of One Voice was too much for...

Thanks to 50 Shades, I've now commented on my grandma's FB page using the word porn twice. WTF.