Santa Claus
@sandyclause
male Cookeville, TN, United States
I've been around longer then you have been I can assure you! But I've decided that in order to keep my Nice and Naughty list up to date, it would be nice if I got more active with what you kids are into these days! Plurk nicely! I'll be keeping an ey
"Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year."
--Victor Borge
Santa Claus
needs
an aupair!
Santa Claus
is
off to the store! Just ran out of those little pants you have to put on dolls... those things cost a lot. 
Santa Claus
shares
Today Rudolf came out as a homosexual. Didn't surprise anyone to be honest!
rise and shine little elves! Work is just about to begin! 
Today, we have a shipment of 90,000 toy army men we have to paint!
Today, we have a shipment of 90,000 toy army men we have to paint!
Santa Claus
shares
a picture he took for the Wife-- www.socalmom.net/photos/...
Santa Claus
shares
me and Jesus back when we used to spare just for fun! www.inquisitr.com/wp-con...
so what is it that everyone wants for this coming Xmas!? 
Only 122 Days, 6 Hours to finish making toys for the WHOLE world.