when i put on an american accent for comedic effect but i can't work out how to say a word in the accent so its no longer funny

i hate britain why are there only 2 seasons of drag race on netflix

I Need persimmon

had a dream that i fell into a canyon bc i was playing angry birds and not looking where i was going
and then my family took too long personalising a rope to save me with so i withered away and died

thanks to train conductor for making the drunk old pervert sit directly opposite me

attention plurk: what ur fav radiohead song

its me and my torn stained charity shop jeans against the world

Saturday Plurkin'

waiting for the day my bus doesnt go over the speed limit and almost hit a horse

someone confiscate rupaul's blue contacts PLEAS