There is going to be a time in your life when someone says you can't do it. That's when you turn around and say "watch me".

Good morning all, It's hump day YAAAY!

I wish life came with pause, save, load & retry options.

The single hand that wipes ur tears during your failures is much more important than the countless hands that come together at your success

When I like someone, I compare their last name with my first name incase we ever get married

Life sux ass, I'm glad it doesn't suck balls though

how to really win her heart and her trust

Ok, she doesn't hate me, It's just my extremist brain playing nasty tricks on us

how my karma shot up from none to 9.85 in like 2 days

she hates me now