like he has just climbed a mountain.

that choc_and_reload would stop doing impressions of Eiger.

choc_and_reload is cleaning. It's a little terrifying.

H-he just...m-my cake!

that choc_and_reload wouldn't regale him with tales of what happened while he was out.

a pretty little cupcake~

just been told to "goat" to the shops. I think choc_and_reload is going slightly insane.

choc_and_reload's stories are...creative, if nothing else.

doesn't understand why Facebook is so desperate to have him on it.

should probably be worried by the fact that choc_and_reload is whispering sweet nothings to a chocolate bar.