WAITAMINUTE this website straight up has a recommended following button???

im following all yall lets cram this timeline with bullshit i love to read

they do that bag thing with sausage biscuits for breakfast too and if youre on a long drive with someone

you should get that

it's five bucks and it rocks

im hungry im gonna take a walk two blocks to the magical place where you can ask for a literal bag of burgers and they're like "7 bucks" and you get five goddamn cheeseburgers in a bag

i will not be getting that on account of im hungry not fucking dying

but it is novel and charming to say you want that and hear them just yell "BAG" into the kitchen

some of my coworkers have never moved and i think that's very cool because they have such a specific and intimate understanding of where they are

but it's exactly that contrast where i can pull a little bit out of the hat about everywhere that makes me seem like a total wacko to them lmao

because my friend group has been international since age 9 and ive been moving across the states since age 20 and because i yearn for the salt air of pamlico sound i am a real hodgepodge of a person and i like for that hodgepodge to be outward and seen

all those experiences at the same time, that IS me dawg, there is more person in here than u can imagine

i love being absolutely mysterious to coworkers

not in the dont say shit kind of way but in the 'you will never know what kind of person i am' kind of way

like yeah the lady who runs the desk frequently thinks about 80s politics and says things like 'inshallah' while having a strong southern accent and knows things about ancient sumer what of it

off plurk all day

what i miss

yall should ask me shit im stuck at work for another few minutes

i got characters, i got stories, i got opinions and esoteric wizard knowledge

hellboy is like the most obvious transgender allegory in comic and cinematic history and he fuckin rules and is the only comic character i care about

let del toro and perlman finish the trilogy you cowards the second film was so so so good

im like if hellboy was a girl

not one of the sexy hellgirl designs either

this pic but she/her