going to the beach with an out of towner friend tomorrow and i just remembered she's like 20x hotter than me. im gonna have a bad time

ah turns out my negative self image was because i didn't wash my face for 3 days

it's my 4 year plurkiversary.

homosexuals are online every day

i wanna use twitter less but twitter dms is the only form of contact my boyfriend checks regularly 😖

i want a bead curtain. i want ugly children's room decor.

even a dog is better than me

feeling bad about my fucking body rn. wish i was just a skinny boy sometimes

bro i hate myself

absolutely convinced everyone hates me