oh where oh where has my sweet Helix gone? Oh where oh where can she beeeee? *sighs and misses*

massive 8.5 magnitude earthquake hits coast city of Concepcion, Chile. Tsunami warnings issued for Chile, Peru.

99 Things You Should Have Already Seen On The Internet.

bleah.

A farm located in Williamstown, NJ is shutting down. Birds, horses, miniature horses, donkeys, goats,

this. THIS! imgs.xkcd.com/comics/gro...

the kale experiment? Meh.

dude! Kale Chips! tinyurl.com/ykcl8tq

good morning, Plurkarians.

I have "Danger Zone" stuck in my head. WTF? And on flying notes: between full body scanners and Southwest's fat fail I'm never flying again.