The hell is this nagaleaks thing?? lol I tried reading it but I couldn't finish it...facepalming after every paragraph

First of all, people I just met on the street, I don't care if my dog is purebred. I don't care if you think she's thin. I don't care if you think she looks more like a Chihuahua than a Mini Pinscher.

Mixing wild honey with my water coz water is too boring

"Ano yung type mo na lalaki?" Me: Yun pong mukhang magandang siopao

A cashier girl sa 711 told me "Thank you for shopping, see you everyday~" Ang cute nya, lol

"Every comment I get in this post will be written onto a piece of paper and put into a jar and open it again on january 1, 2017" ...tempted to comment a super long post, hehe

Kainis ang taray ng director namin. Almost tempted na tarayan ko din sya. Grrr

Me: "That's not a retro attache case. That's the place where you store typewriters. See the typewriter next to it?" ...and she had no idea what a typewriter was...I feel really old now...

Hi there, my female friends at Plurk! If anyone still visits this place. I was just wondering...is it a norm in the Philippines to shave your beard and mustache? Haha, weird question.

I always tell myself not to argue with people on the internet. I never learn.