I'd like to apologize to William here. I've been very *bad*. Come on, sir. I'm sorry. You know I don't mean it. I'm still young, right?

What's that, William? You're cutting my pay so it doesn't matter what I do right now...?

eBay, your selection of cowboy hats is surprisingly small...

I'd like to put it out there that I'm not actually a slut. I'm just written that way.

thinking about learning how to fish.

Yes, Sae. I'm sure this Plurk username *could* be anymore whorish, but I think it works, right? You wouldn't have used it if it didn't.

Ciel Phantomhive requested my friendship. Why, I'm touched!

... Yeah. This suits me just fine. Haha.