#Asian Kid : I think I am depressed.
#Asian Parent : Drink more water, have some rice & go take a shower.

Watching Games of Thrones & be like :

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If only armpits were more like popliteals. Why didn't that #evolution happen?

To be an idiot on THAT level is incredible. It would be a shame to trample on the fresh snow of your ignorance.

The Greek Tragedy Asians mostly identify with.

Remember at some point of our early childhood (regardless of which country you're from) We all had classes to try to learn the most random of all musical instruments known as the : recorder? Now exactly what was the purpose for this again? What in the world were they trying to train us for?

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"Oinks"! "Pig" out with all the good food with great company, don't be "boar"ing & "hog" the road lanes too! Also, dine, wine & be jolly as a "Swine"! #HappyLunarNewYear again everyone!