儿子被爸爸修理了,跑去找妈妈诉苦:“妈妈,有人打你儿子你会怎样?” 妈妈:“我会打他的儿子报仇!” 儿子:“……………”
Life is Like a bicycle. In order to remain balanced, You have to keep moving forward.
马民大多数期待出现一个明君,明君出现不了,就期望出现个清官,清官都出现不了就期待侠客,侠客都不出现的话,就只能苟且偷生一辈子
人类吃月饼,天狗吃月亮。区别在于,人类不会把月饼完整吐出来。
月亮今晚喝多了,他偷偷的唱:“我是女生!你不要这样的看着我,我的脸会变成红苹果!”
Nowaday youngster S.T.U.D.Y = Singing, Talking, Unlimited Texting, Dreaming, Yawning...
Whenever I have a problem I just sing, and then I realize my voice is worse than my problem......haha