controlling the froth on his beer by the force of his will. Keep back I say!

really can't be bothered to do any work so has decided to hang out in Plurkville.

like a ligger by sidling up to Plurk coz Twitter is up and down like a champion yoyo-er

facing a double hangover. Curse you vile Guinness. If only you weren't so tasty

Twitter but hates whaling.

discovering Sigur Ros ping.fm/fhJaF

rotated.

thinking about the merits of rotating avatars.

he will go postal if he sees or hears one more thing about Cristiano effing Ronaldo.

not from Tulsa in the US despite what my profile says. I'm not even from Tulse Hill.