Wishes marketers would e-blast less and personalize more. I'm human, darn it!

Fav Thxsgiving quote to date: "Gobble-gobble, y'all!" (thx Joanna)

This makes me nervous, does it make you nervous? Internet "Kill Switch" approved: ping.fm/BMMyH

just discovered today's shoes are NOT waterproof. #epic #fail

ordering new wall calendar for 2011, one claims to have 'captivating scenic views on each page.' Captivating? Really?

got to work today before the doors were unlocked, lights were on and the ventilation was still off. OMG.

early is way better than late

Really wants to know what Facebook is announcing at lunch today!!!

my first official texting injury: stubbed four toes into a concrete parking stop. Only the pinky toe was spaired.

anyone know of an app for posting pics/status w/ tags into facebook?