we interrupt our regular updates to bring these breaking news: hellotxt.com/l/n5Pe

what doesn't wireless make better? besides yo-yos, that is.

these candidates can't even talk without wasting time and disregard all warning lights, how are they prepared to be president?

elevador al espacio en Visiones Bizarras: hellotxt.com/l/fGRj

"john mccain knows how to get us out of the blunders he voted us into"

the iq level of the us vp debate is at least 50 points below the canadian pm one.

hellotxt.com/i/CcQw - another happy landing!

hellotxt.com/i/y5dS - final approach

hellotxt.com/i/ZUtl - clared to land, hold on to your hats and breakfasts!

hellotxt.com/i/YGPA - runway in sight