[_|_] -----> BULI NI SPONGEBOB

GOODMORNING :*

i cant find my card reader. alksdjalskjdlasjdld quot;|

waking up to a tummy ache.

Being so sarcastic that you arent even sure if your joking

TE NALIPAY KA KAY BANGUD SA TEXT MO WASAK2x NAMAN PHONE KAG ALLOWANCE KO?

PHONE'S GROUNDED, ALLOWANCE FROZEN. FML.

THANK YOU GID SA TEXT MO HA? GIN CONFISCATE NAMAN PHONE KO NA GLOBE BANGUD CMU. LITSUGAS! ASDFGHJKL :|

Why use break up lines when head butts are so much more effective?

Want people to remember you? Get a disease so rare, doctors name it after you.