Wife: "You don't love me at all."
Husband points towards their for children and says "Do you think I downloaded them from Google?" LOL

excited

"Why does EVERY social network use the color blue?" - Plurk.

DI PORKET INIIWASAN KO ANG TINGIN MO,
HINDI NA KITA GUSTO..
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KINIKILIG LANG TALAGA AKO KAYA HINDI AKO MAKATINGIN SAYO NG DIRETSO.

Miss China said to Miss Angola backstage. "Congratulations!! You may have the crown but hey, it's made in China!"

nang dahil sa mga BORING subjects , natututo akong mag-drawing at mag-lettering.

CERELAC.

Math is a matter of life and death.

As the end of today approaches, and the beginning of tomorrow nears, Bow your heads and pray, for all who shed those tears.

okay so I've survived y2k, then 9/11, plus H1N1... uh-huh 2012 is gonna be a breeze!!!