**Hindi naman masamang magSORRY basta't galing sa PUSO hindi sa NGUSO**

**nakakatuwang ugali ng isang PINOY ay yung ginagamit yung NGUSO para ituro kung saan yung tamang daan**

**kung ayaw mo siyang MAWALA , matuto kang mag-alaga ng TAMA**

**ano daw tagalog ng HELLO THERE**

**Yung feeling na , Natutulog ka tapos biglang may IPIS na gumapang sayo , daig mo pa ang ninja kung tumalon**

**what is the scientific name of a DOG ? ........... HINDIKUS ALAMUS**

**sa MADADAMOT , AKO: pengeng candy ! SIYA: wala na , isa lang to**

kung **PLURK** ay isang school , siguro lahat ng estudyante PRESENT !

**Ladies, being sexy has nothing to do with your Looks. It's all about your ATTITUDE that attracts someone to you**

**Don't let your enemies be your pedal to break and stop, but instead let them be your wheel to drive and move forward**