Year 2046 Son: "Dad, how did you meet mom?" Dad: "Aaah my son..... it all started with a friend request on Facebook."

When you're busy, everyone LOVES to text you. But when you're bored... nothing.

When I miss someone, I re-read our old conversations & smile like an idiot.

Dear Google, could you sit next to me during an exam? Sincerely, every student.

No more tears, no more lies, no more trouble in my life. I'm done. You're gone. This is my last goodbye.

Just because I shut up and walk away doesn't mean you've won. It just means I don't have time to deal with your crap.

It's sad when you've already learned to be a part of someone's life and you just end up being strangers.

Dear MTV, I am a teen virgin. Where is my show? Sincerely, Teen virgins

I am not sad because you lied to me. I’m sad because I won’t be able to trust you again

If you care about what others think of you then you will always be their SLAVE!