my friends are so rude. they'll send me pictures of the coolest birds and bugs and when I ask them to get their autographs for me they're like "ew arlo I'm not going near that bug" "no arlo I'm not asking for the vultures autograph " THEN WHYD YOU SHOW THEM TO ME

didn't die in my sleep

I woke up guys

I've actually convinced myself I've been poisoned and in not waking up in the morning so farewell plurk

I love doing q stuff on plurk. it makes me feel silly

in the where house, straight up forkin' it, and by "it", haha well let's just say. my pallits

"thanks to you, I'm saddled with unnecessary feelings" bro edgeworth wants phoenix. he wants to kiss that man

met an irl british person today. lowkey thought they were extinct /j

men with big ol boobies,, men with massive,,, ginormous,, honkers

in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. my peanits